16-20 Crazy Headlines

16. Scots outraged as Barack Obama drinks diet version of Irn Bru on a golf trip to St Andrews. – Source
17. Chattanooga waitress accidentally drops cocaine into officer’s drink. – Source
18. Springfield judge denies clown’s plan to juggle for jurors as a centerpiece of the defense. – Source
19. Tots trapped in Bounce house after neighbor unplugs it. – Source
20. New York City subway performer assaulted with own hula hoop by dance troop. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Trees talk to each other, have sex and look after their young, says author. – Source
22. Burger King ad angers real-life Belgian royal family. – Source
23. The dark side of poutine: Canada taking credit for Quebec dish amounts to a cultural appropriation, academic says. – Source
24. Pakistan: Men sentenced to three years in prison for “Excessive use of Quran”. – Source
25. ‘Space Aggressors’ train US Forces for extraterrestrial conflict. – Source