Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Man who mowed lawn with tornado behind him says he ‘was keeping an eye on it.’ – Source
2. DC bars to open early for Comey hearing watch parties. – Source
3. Putin: ‘I am not a woman, so I don’t have bad days’. – Source
4. Steve Harvey’s new show Funderdome gets leaked, no one downloads it. – Source
5. Officials: Man unleashes bedbugs at city office after not qualifying for benefits. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. Saudi ad censors woman replaces her with an inflatable ball. – Source
7. The suspect allegedly shot the man with shotgun shell filled with cereal. – Source
8. 2nd-floor residents trapped after apartment removes stairs. – Source
9. Churches would be more popular if they stopped ‘banging on’ about God, Sir Simon Jenkins says. – Source
10. The woman says pricey vitamin bottle from Shoppers Drug Mart was filled with dried pasta. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Tory housing minister who wrote a book on how to win marginal seat loses the marginal seat. – Source
12. Spokane Craigslist ad seeks ‘generic father figure for backyard BBQ’. – Source
13. Denuvo allegedly protected its own anti-piracy software with pirated anti-piracy software. – Source
14. Tory ‘strong and stable’ advertising van overturns in the wind. – Source
15. AI ‘good for the world’, says ultra-lifelike robot. – Source