Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Since Jay-Z put out an album called 4:44, Jersey prog band 4:44 put out an album called Jay-Z. – Source
2. Sean Spicer stole a mini fridge from Junior White House staffers. – Source
3. Kenyan vice president candidate debates himself after rivals’ no-show. – Source
4. ‘Don’t get shot by police’ is the goal of new advice in Arizona driver’s manual. – Source
5. Utah woman killed on a cruise ship during murder mystery dinner. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Fans are legitimately upset that Michael Phelps didn’t race a real shark. – Source
7. Rick Perry thought he was speaking to the Ukrainian prime minister for 22 minutes. – Source
8. Okla. teacher turns to panhandling to raise money for classroom supplies. – Source
9. Clean trash off the street, get free weed in Maine. – Source
10. Thousands sign a petition to replace Confederate monument with Snooty the manatee memorial. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Sean Spicer could be joining ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ report says. – Source
12. First LQBT unit created to fight ISIS in Syria. It’s named ‘The Queer Insurrection’. – Source
13. Owners of ‘Noah’s Ark’ attraction want to ‘take back’ rainbow from LGBTQ community. – Source
14. Street signs warning of ‘easily startled’ police posted around Twin Cities. – Source
15. At 98, Legendary Science Writer David Perlman takes ‘early retirement’. – Source
