Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. One in eight young people in the UK has never seen a real cow. – Source
2. Police planned to sell crime victim’s car at auction instead of returning it. – Source
3. Robert Pattinson refused to perform a sex act with the dog for the new film. – Source
4. Half of Detroit’s 8 mayoral candidates are felons. – Source
5. U.S. government ordered to solve ‘Case of the Incredible Shrinking Airline Seat’. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Councilman in favor of pot ban applies for marijuana grow license. – Source
7. This Ohio factory owner says she has jobs but few sober applicants. – Source
8. Conservative Firebrand Tomi Lahren admits she’s benefitting from Obamacare. – Source
9. Comcast: Charging customers more than advertised price isn’t false advertising. – Source
10. Ottawa Archbishop surprised by the negative reaction to robotic spider on the cathedral. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Your stoner friend really is a lot more relaxed than you, scientists confirm. – Source
12. Israel demolishes Palestinian Bedouin village for the 116th time. – Source
13. Police ban jogging in the streets of Sierra Leone. – Source
14. Norwegian fascists mistake empty bus seats for burka-clad women. – Source
15. L’Oreal brand ambassador Helen Mirren says moisturizer probably does f*** all. – Source
