Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. White supremacists taking DNA tests sad to discover they’re not 100% white. – Source
2. Paris Hilton thinks she would have been a social figure like Princess Diana if it weren’t for a sex tape. – Source
3. Applebee’s gives up on Millennials after failed rebranding efforts. – Source
4. In the event of a nuclear blast, don’t condition your hair. – Source
5. Martin Shkreli ‘disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan,’ making prospective juror mad. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines




6. Denver denies using flamethrowers during homeless sweeps. – Source
7. A crime is a crime: German court finds a man guilty of attempting to con ISIS. – Source
8. Alex Jones gets coffee dumped on him in Seattle after chasing a guy down on the street. – Source
9. Babies cry at night to prevent siblings, a scientist suggests. – Source
10. School letter: Kids can skip lunch line if parents pay extra money. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines




11. Stop hoarding ancient bones, plead archaeologists. – Source
12. Denton Assistant Principal under fire for writing children’s book starring Pepe the Frog. – Source
13. 15 boys contract rabies after having sex with a donkey, reports say. – Source
14. NZ law could disqualify all Australians from their Parliament. – Source
15. Beijing to Chinese companies: Stop using weird names. – Source