Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Joel Osteen says he didn’t open his Church for shelter from Harvey because nobody asked him to. – Source
2. Seattle Times apologizes for not knowing where Alabama, Mississippi are located. – Source
3. Netflix develops marijuana strains based on its original shows. – Source
4. Woman finds a Frog in packaged Target salad, keeps it as a pet. – Source
5. Man protests at court over the pot, bong seizure. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. DWP spends £39m defending decisions to strip benefits from sick and disabled people. – Source
7. Spontaneous dancing still illegal in Sweden. – Source
8. Grizzly bears go vegetarian due to climate change, choosing berries over salmon. – Source
9. All-female Lord of The Flies remake faces backlash as it ‘misses the point’ and ‘women wouldn’t act like that’. – Source
10. Houstonians refuse to buy Dallas Cowboys coolers during Hurricane Harvey. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Minnesotans want a statue of Prince, not Christopher Columbus. – Source
12. YouTuber becomes mayor of US town, bans straight people and gets impeached. – Source
13. Far-right German candidate promises to get rid of Arabic numerals. – Source
14. Child p*rn defendant claims he did not know he was looking at underage pictures because he is blind, court hears. – Source
15. Preschool taking heat after a field trip to the gun range. – Source