Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Candidate for Charlotte mayor puts ‘white’ among qualifications. – Source
2. Library asks people to stop paying fines with Chuck E. Cheese tokens. – Source
3. Wisconsin sends 17,000 pounds of cheese to Houston. – Source
4. World Clown Association complaints the movie ‘IT’ is hurting real clowns. – Source
5. Joel Osteen: Televangelist whose church closed during Hurricane Harvey tells victims not to have ‘Poor Me’ Attitude. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Rush Limbaugh on Hurricane Irma: Powerful Storm or Liberal Conspiracy? – Source
7. Plastic surgery addict left with a permanent erection after a botched nose job. – Source
8. Parents travel from India to help son beat the wife, say, deputies. – Source
9. Comcast whines about how net neutrality is like ‘Groundhog Day’. – Source
10. Miyazaki officials bring tick to press conference to warn of disease spread but it gets away. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Letting kids sleep in could save the US $9 billion a year, study finds. – Source
12. Denver nurses suspended for opening body bag to admire man’s genitals. – Source
13. Someone broke into his home, ignored the electronics and stole Legos — $7,000 worth. – Source
14. Man, that dreamed of opening trampoline studio becomes paralyzed after a trampoline accident. – Source
15. Rush Limbaugh evacuates Florida home after floating unfounded theories about Hurricane Irma. – Source
