Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. ‘Drunk’ tourist thought to be the first person to survive swim across Hoover Dam. – Source
2. Zach Braff discovered he’s being used to advertise erection pills in Ukraine. – Source
3. Sign language interpreter used gibberish, warned of bears, monsters during Hurricane Irma update. – Source
4. A woman was told to stop speaking ‘foreign muck’ but was actually speaking Welsh in Wales. – Source
5. NC mom invents a spray she says will attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Oysters can get herpes, and it’s killing them. – Source
7. American Apparel founder Dov Charney: ‘Sleeping with people you work with is unavoidable’. – Source
8. Rush Limbaugh evacuates Florida home after floating unfounded theories about Hurricane Irma. – Source
9. Equifax had ‘admin’ as login and password in Argentina. – Source
10. Berlin court upholds citizens’ right to fart in public. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines

11.The government turns to Waffle House when tracking emergencies. – Source
12. Nun with a chainsaw becomes a symbol of post-Irma cleanup: ‘she rocks’. – Source
13. A man named to lead Canadian Women’s advisory board again. – Source
14. Edmonton man threatened with defamation lawsuit after negative Google review. – Source
15. Martin Shkreli’s $2 million Wu-Tang Album might not be a Wu-Tang Album. – Source