25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 47

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA mistakenly tweets the wrong number. – Source

2. Saudi Arabia accidentally prints textbook showing Yoda sitting next to the king. – Source

3. Mike Pence warns U.S. heading for Canada-style health care if Graham-Cassidy bill fails. – Source

4. Rapper B.o.B. has started a GoFundMe campaign to prove that the Earth is flat. – Source

5. Alberta police dog accidentally fires handgun found after parking lot fight. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. Kushner registered to vote in New York as a female. – Source

7. ‘Cancer patient’ finds lump was toy traffic cone inhaled in 1977. – Source

8. Kushner ‘occasionally’ used personal email id for White House business, clarifies lawyer. – Source

9. Spanish woman wants to open up grave to prove she’s alive. – Source

10. ‘Have a good day’: B.C. man politely asks the family of bears to leave his yard. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Burger King Russia wants ‘It’ movie banned because Pennywise the clown is ‘exact copy’ of McDonald’s rival clown. – Source

12. Fight in ’empathy tent’ at UC Berkeley leads to 4 arrests. – Source

13. New Orleans mayoral candidate Frank Scurlock accused of masturbating during Uber ride in California. – Source

14. Bill Gates switches to an Android phone. – Source

15. LAPD officer arrested in fatal freeway crash posted ‘don’t drink and drive’ video from bar hours before the collision. – Source