Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims. – Source
2. Nintendo confirms Mario was originally punching Yoshi in the head. – Source
3. Applebee’s offering $1 margaritas in October to remind people it’s also a ‘bar’. – Source
4. A new type of northern lights discovered, named Steve. – Source
5. Man’s Jack Daniel’s flag mistaken for ISIS flag by ‘worried’ neighbors. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. IRS awards Equifax no-bid, $7.25 million contracts after the hack. – Source
7. Dead or Alive Xtreme PC will downgrade boob physics on low-end hardware. – Source
8. Lil Wayne refuses to go through security check, skips own concert. – Source
9. Google admits citing 4chan to spread fake Vegas shooter news. – Source
10. Preschool a Nazi-like institution for brainwashing children into being liberal: Alabama Republican Roy Moore. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines




11. Justin Welby unable to give ‘straight answer’ on whether gay sex is sinful. – Source
12. Ancient tomb of Santa Claus discovered beneath Turkish church. – Source
13. A landscaper’s ‘hire American’ plan ended with bringing in Mexican workers to finish the job. – Source
14. FDA warns bakery company ‘love’ is not an ingredient in Granola. – Source
15. California music teacher accused of giving flutes tainted with semen to students. – Source
14. Thank God, turns out I’m allergic to love.