Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. France is running out of butter for its Croissants. – Source
2. Papa John’s blames NFL, anthem protests for falling pizza sales. – Source
3. Pope Francis admits: ‘When I pray, sometimes I fall asleep’. – Source
4. John Kelly: ‘The lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War’. – Source
5. Arizona man selling ranch for $5M due to constant alien attacks. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Pakistan airline apologizes for forgetting two corpses in NY. – Source
7. Shooter McGavin arrested for DUI, the actor plays the ‘I Was In Happy Gilmore’ card. – Source
8. The argument over Bible, forgiveness leads to man being shot twice in the head, say police. – Source
9. Australians lose $520k after failing to pick New Zealand’s capital on a game show. – Source
10. No one surrenders to Halifax police at second give-yourself-up day. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Maui judge orders man to write 144 nice things about an ex-girlfriend. – Source
12. The row over German high-speed train called Anne Frank. – Source
13. Surrogate mother gives birth to 2 babies, discovers 1 is hers. – Source
14. Even Illinois’s CFO doesn’t know how many bills are unpaid. – Source
15. Rick Perry suggests fossil fuels help prevent sexual assault. – Source