Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Man rescued from Taliban didn’t believe Donald Trump was President. – Source
2. That fighter who died in the cage last weekend wants you to know he’s feeling much better. – Source
3. Jean-Claude Van Damme and Green Power Ranger throw down after decades-long beef. – Source
4. Christmas music can harm your mental health, psychologist says. – Source
5. ‘Serial masturbators’ in Cook County custody rewarded with pizza for 30-day abstention: Lawsuit. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Court rules zoo can’t let kids swim with crocodiles anymore. – Source
7. First Black Friday shopper claims his spot in line. – Source
8. Priests told to stop calling bishops ‘spineless nerds and sycophantic half-wits’. – Source
9. Scotland rugby league players ‘too drunk to board flight’ are sent home. – Source
10. WeWork is launching a grade school for budding entrepreneurs. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. There’s now an app that tells you if McDonald’s ice-cream machine is broken. – Source
12. Man in Thailand dies from hypothermia after going to bed with three fans. – Source
13. US House Science Committee just had a rational hearing about climate. – Source
14. Football ground street signs are wrong, says fan. – Source
15. Stray cat a suspect in Japan attempted murder. – Source