Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Cards against humanity buy a plot of land on US/Mexico border to block border wall. – Source
2. Apology after Japanese train departs 20 seconds early. – Source
3. Ferry McFerryface to be the name of new Sydney ferry after a public vote. – Source
4. Man finds car 20 years after forgetting where he parked it. – Source
5. Philippines’ Duterte says he stabbed someone to death as a teen, then proposes hosting human rights summit. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. 2 accidentally shot at church during church shooting discussion. – Source
7. Mankini-wearing ‘Borat’ tourists arrested in Kazakhstan. – Source
8. ‘Don’t block my drive’ note left on the ambulance. – Source
9. The Pope is giving away a white and gold Lamborghini because of ISIS. – Source
10. No death certificate has a cause of death as pollution: Environment Minister Harsh Vardhan. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines




11. Greggs says sorry after Advent calendar launch replaces baby Jesus with a sausage roll. – Source
12. Chinese company offers single people a lifetime supply of alcohol for £1,275. – Source
13. Berlin road rage driver threatens ambulance crew saving a child. – Source
14. The singer sent death threats from the deaf community. – Source
15. Man uses a match to check for a natural gas leak, the gas ignites. – Source