16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Closed toilet seat alerts Michigan man to the early-morning intruder. – Source
17. Mid-Michigan officer sets record, uses a pen until it dies. – Source
18. ISIS uses ‘Die Hard’ and ‘Wonder Woman’ to attract western recruits. – Source
19. Elon Musk will launch his Tesla Roadster to Mars on SpaceX’s 1st Falcon Heavy Rocket. – Source
20. Coworkers teased suspected serial killer about looking like a serial killer. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines

21. Galapagos finches caught in act of becoming new species. – Source
22. Russia may label McDonald’s a foreign agent Hell-Bent on damaging people’s health. – Source
23. U.S. puzzled due to lack of North Korean missile tests. – Source
24. New panty pillowcases allow users to simulate the experience of lying on a woman’s crotch, soaking up the sleeper’s oils to create a distinct scent. – Source
25. Fan gets a permit for a parade in case browns go winless this season. – Source