Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Surgeon admits to branding initials on patients’ livers. – Source
2. The alcohol level in the air at fraternity party registers on Breathalyzer. – Source
3. Loud orgies of Mexican fish could deafen dolphins, say, scientists. – Source
4. Amazon removes circumcision training kits from the sale. – Source
5. Kayla Moore dedicates anti-Muslim, pro-medicinal marijuana song to husband Roy Moore. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. This dominatrix makes men mine cryptocurrency for her and she now has over $1 million. – Source
7. Better late than never: Rome revokes the exile of the poet Ovid, 2,000 years after his death. – Source
8. Safer 20mph zones led to rising in a number of road deaths but too costly to reverse, council admits. – Source
9. New Orleans police: Man shot a random woman walking the dog to show girlfriend how crazy he can get. – Source
10. Some clownfish have no personality, Australian study finds. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Montreal man launches board game based on city’s construction woes. – Source
12. Nick Cannon to write, direct Women’s Basketball film co-starring Chris Brown. – Source
13. U.S. ambassador to the Netherlands describes own words as fake news. – Source
14. No tackling allowed in Canadian Football League practices. – Source
15. Mario Batali apparently included a cinnamon roll recipe in his latest apology to fans. – Source