Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. A suspected murderer who evaded capture for 12 years by pretending to be mute loses voice from underuse. – Source
2. TSA agents are apparently still confused as to whether the District of Columbia is in the U.S. – Source
3. People keep uploading Hamilton to PornHub. – Source
4. The enraged naked postal worker goes on killing spree, police say. – Source
5. Russia warns the U.S. against meddling in the presidential election. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Bono: “Music has gotten very girly”. – Source
7. Hatch tweets praise for an editorial criticizing him for utter lack of integrity. – Source
8. Utah teacher fired after showing students classical paintings which contained nudity. – Source
9. Santa is an overweight binge-drinker at risk of mental health problems, warn doctors. – Source
10. Edmonton man keeps unopened Christmas gift from a girl who dumped him 47 years ago. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. George Lucas admits he may have gone too far with “Star Wars: The Phantom Menace”. – Source
12. It’s so cold in Calgary, it’s too chilly for penguins at the Calgary Zoo. – Source
13. Write-in votes for Nick Saban may have swayed Alabama Senate. – Source
14. Trump: the U.S. could use some good old Global Warming to heat up cold states. – Source
15. Ric Flair says he’s available for Tennessee football coaching job. – Source
