Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. R.I.P. astronaut John Young, the first man to get yelled at for smuggling a sandwich into space. – Source
2. Pastor admits to “sexual incident” with teen 20 years ago, gets standing ovation. – Source
3. Charlie Daniels warns Taco Bell: “The illuminati is not a frivolous subject.” – Source
4. With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone. – Source
5. Japanese security firm finds success with guards dressed as ninja. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Chinese dating apps closed after women revealed to be robots. – Source
7. Health Canada warning reminds public not to eat laundry pods. – Source
8. Those frozen NC alligators have thawed out and they are really grouchy now. – Source
9. Local teenager robbed at gunpoint by teen, he planned to rob. – Source
10. Police dog easily tracks down Saint John steak thief. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. A bitcoin conference has stopped taking bitcoin payments because they don’t work well enough. – Source
12. Rapper with song “Sell Drugsz” gets prison for selling drugs. – Source
13. Neo-Nazi Conspiracy Theory: Jews are trying to get America stoned on legal marijuana. – Source
14. East Coast tells Michiganders to shut up with their cold-weather smugness. – Source
15. Dippin’ Dots ice cream launches new cryogenics company. – Source
