Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. “El Chapo” promises not to kill any jurors from the upcoming federal trial. – Source
2. Former Barney the Dinosaur actor now works as a controversial tantric sex guru. – Source
3. Jessica Simpson sued for posting paparazzi photo of herself on Instagram. – Source
4. App concept records sexual consent in legally binding agreement. – Source
5. “Shoot me” if I become a dictator: Philippine’s Duterte tells troops to protect the constitution. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Camels disqualified from Saudi beauty contest over Botox. – Source
7. Susan Collins had senators in bipartisan meetings use talking stick. – Source
8. THP: Maryville man flips truck 5 times after “Jesus advised him to let go of the wheel.” – Source
9. Scream mask robber jailed for 17-years is sharing a cell with his dad. – Source
10. Satanic Temple beats Missouri in a showdown over abortion rights. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. 50 Cent: “I Forgot” taking 700 Bitcoins for 2014 album; stake is now worth millions. – Source
12. White House asks for Van Gogh loan but museum offers gold toilet instead. – Source
13. Fans hold a candlelight vigil for Taco Bell destroyed in a fire. – Source
14. St. Peters company sells holocaust-style yellow star for gun owners. – Source
15. Dog bites man, man bites the dog, man gets arrested. – Source