Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Florida is the worst state in the nation in every way, new rankings say. – Source
2. Teen suspended from high school after her anti-bullying video hurts principal’s feelings. – Source
3. We regret to inform you that Rugrats now has a p*rn parody. – Source
4. Donkey leads escaped a herd of goats and sheep through California neighborhood. – Source
5. Ferry McFerryface unmasked: FOI reveals minister chose to name, not the public. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Amazon pulls hair dryer after a woman discovers it shoots fire. – Source
7. Man uses a $1m win to finally visit the doctor, gets a terminal cancer diagnosis, dies weeks later. – Source
8. Norwegian plane with 84 plumbers had to return to Oslo because of toilet problem. – Source
9. Frenchwoman gives birth to rubber glove and five compresses after surgeon forgot them. – Source
10. Missing Tallulah the tortoise found six months later just 322 meters away. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Drug firms shipped 20.8M pain pills to WV town with 2,900 people. – Source
12. Missing woman found in the latest season of “The Bachelor”. – Source
13. The group sets off debate after proposing Halifax Explosions as a name for new CFL team. – Source
14. The woman denied emotional support peacock on United Flight. – Source
15. Colonel Gadaffi was hours away from buying Manchester United. – Source