25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 66

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. EPA head says he needs to fly first class because people are mean to him in coach. – Source

2. After 4th DWI, the man argues legal limit discriminates against alcoholics. – Source

3. Facebook is suggesting mobile users protect themselves by downloading a Facebook-owned app that tracks their mobile usage. – Source

4. The pastor was counseling the young, naked man tied up in his car, he says. – Source

5. A police officer fired for not shooting black suspect wins $175,000. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. People are walking into the glass at the new Apple headquarters. – Source

7. School tells sixth-graders they can’t say no when asked to dance. – Source

8. North Korean cheerleaders caught off guard by fake Kim Jong Un. – Source

9. Brazilian drug dealer kidnaps medical staff, makes them vaccinate community against yellow fever. – Source

10. Xerox engineers say Chicago crime rate fell after printer jams fixed. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. A woman tries hiding from police by placing washing basket on her head. – Source

12. Teen wins Gold at Olympics, despite sleeping in after Brooklyn Nine-Nine binge. – Source

13. Peter Rabbit food bullying: Film studio apologizes over a scene showing animals pelting allergic man with blackberries. – Source

14. Edmonton woman catches purse-snatcher, returns the wallet, takes thief for coffee. – Source

15. Onion writer’s routinely recycled mass-shooting headline hits close to home. – Source