Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. The number of Delta Air Lines passengers who bought tickets with NRA discount: 13. – Source
2. Hundreds of people gather to say wow like Owen Wilson. – Source
3. Austrians can swear or make obscene gestures at politicians, court rules. – Source
4. Fake news: The Onion’s fake headline about Cleveland’s sewer system is actually true. – Source
5. Censored! China bans the letter N from the internet as Xi Jinping extends grip on power. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Kenya doctors perform brain surgery on the wrong patient. – Source
7. Condoms made in China are too small, African Health Minister complains. – Source
8. The rumor that Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro’s love child leads Canadian government to issue a denial. – Source
9. The White House chief calligrapher has a higher clearance than Jared Kushner. – Source
10. Inflated Duck Lands Russian Activist in jail. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Russian stadiums to allow cocaine, cannabis, and heroin at 2018 FIFA World Cup. – Source
12. U.S. dad made son shoot him to delay prison. – Source
13. Former Brisbane Freemason Glenn Langford apologizes after being found naked in broken pipe organ, surrounded by cheeseburgers. – Source
14. Report from pilot landing at Dulles in wind: “Pretty much everyone on the plane threw up.” – Source
15. Germany issues “travel advisory” after beating Canada in 2018 Winter Olympics hockey. – Source