Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Michael B. Jordan buys the teen a new retainer after she bit through it during his shirtless Black Panther scene. – Source
2. Over 500 Canadian doctors protest raises, say they’re being paid too much. – Source
3. Big Cheese festival apologizes for running out of cheese. – Source
4. Only “thoughts and prayers” will stop evil behind shootings, Florida state senator says. – Source
5. A woman tries to trick authorities with a prescription for medical meth. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Porsche could build flying taxis, says sales chief. – Source
7. W.Va. lawmakers try to give teachers smaller raise, accidentally pass a bill giving them full raise. – Source
8. California Lawmaker nicknamed “Huggy Bear,” told to stop hugging people. – Source
9. Caravan man found guilty of illegally camping on his own property. – Source
10. Dad eats an entire bowl of cereal that expired in 1997 despite wife’s warning. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Texas judge orders electric shocks for the uncooperative defendant. – Source
12. A police officer accidentally handcuffs himself to railings. – Source
13. People keep mistaking the National Restaurant Association for the NRA. – Source
14. It’s official: Termites are just cockroaches with a fancy social life. – Source
15. United replaces small worker bonuses with a chance to win $100,000. – Source
