Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. After eating Chipotle for 500 days, an Ohio man says he’s ready for something new. – Source
2. Alabama lawmaker: We shouldn’t arm teachers because most are women. – Source
3. The sheriff who pocketed $750K from inmate food fund bought a beach house for $740K. – Source
4. A startup is pitching a mind-uploading service that is “100 percent fatal”. – Source
5. A man found 54 human hands in the snow. Russia says they’re probably just trash. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. National Trust apologizes to Cornish after appearing to endorse putting cream on scones first. – Source
7. Muskoka cottage comes with 30-day “zombie-free” guarantee. – Source
8. UK defense secretary tells Russia “go away and shut up”. – Source
9. Steve from Blue’s Clues wants to fight John Cena for hosting job. – Source
10. A man takes a selfie with every blue postal service mailbox in Seattle for absolutely no reason. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. McDonald’s workers quitting in droves over “complicated” technology, new menu items. – Source
12. We brought down Challenger space shuttle in 1986, claims Turkish sect leader. – Source
13. Cops warn residents of men challenging others to rap battles. – Source
14. Alberta minister apologizes for calling B.C. government “a bunch of shitheads”. – Source
15. Man arrested on six charges four days after publicly criticizing Etowah County sheriff. – Source
