Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Starbucks coffee in California must have cancer warning, judge says. – Source
2. Theatre-goer attacks “Roman soldier” in a bid to rescue “Jesus” from being crucified. – Source
3. DMX’s lawyers are going to play his songs in court to sway judge during sentencing. – Source
4. Council’s decision to remove the horse from house upheld. – Source
5. New Zealand says it would expel Russian spies but it can’t find any. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Morocco touts gun safety in 2026 World Cup bid against the U.S. – Source
7. The Vatican to hold exorcist training course after rising in possessions. – Source
8. Handcuffed woman allegedly steals police car after the officer stops her in a stolen vehicle. – Source
9. Religious burglar blesses himself before throwing a brick through the store window. – Source
10. Atheist group offers to provide “In God We Trust” signs to Florida public schools. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Snoop Dogg tops gospel chart. – Source
12. Offspring drummer turned OB/GYN saves prospective juror in own malpractice trial. – Source
13. Judge apologizes, admits he’s serial panty stealer. – Source
14. Edmonton teen builds replica WWI trench in mom’s vegetable garden. – Source
15. NJ police officers storm domino’s over undelivered pizza. – Source
