Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Football club owner investigated after revealing he buys players McDonald’s if they win. – Source
2. Japanese couple apologizes for ignoring work pregnancy timetable by conceiving “before their turn”. – Source
3. Spaniard raised by wolves disappointed with human life. – Source
4. BP claims an oil spill off Australia’s coast would be a “welcome boost” to local economies. – Source
5. Ajit Pai’s “Harlem Shake” video preparations must remain secret, FCC says. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Michigan troopers ask locals not to bubble wrap that bridge that trucks keep hitting. – Source
7. New Yorkers repeatedly ticketed even though they don’t have a car. – Source
8. Tale of stolen fried rice goes viral: “We may never know why she did it”. – Source
9. Punishing women with the death penalty would cut abortions, Idaho candidate says. – Source
10. Why trainloads of other people’s poo have been rotting in an Alabama town for months. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Puffin beaks are fluorescent and we had no idea. – Source
12. In Easter sermons, Australian church leaders urge forgiveness for disgraced cricketers. – Source
13. China sperm bank demands loyalty to Communist Party. – Source
14. Leicester family keeps 115-year-old hot cross bun. – Source
15. The student uses CPR tip from “The Office” to save a squirrel. – Source
