Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Argentinian officers fired after claiming mice ate half a ton of missing marijuana. – Source
2. Drunk tourist accidentally climbs a mountain while trying to get back to his hotel. – Source
3. Montreal mother told daughter doesn’t count as a 2nd passenger in the carpool lane. – Source
4. Report of a tiger running amok in Manhattan turns out to be a raccoon: NYPD. – Source
5. The federal department tells researcher his document request will be ready in 80 years. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. NASA has a plan to put robot bees on Mars. – Source
7. Upstate NY police department fed up with snow, charges winter with loitering. – Source
8. In a leaked memo, Apple warns employees to stop leaking information. – Source
9. Goldman Sachs asks in a biotech research report: ‘Is curing patients a sustainable business model?’ – Source
10. Kids skip school for Cubs home opener, run into school-missing principal at ballpark. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. The story behind Flamin’ Hot Cheetos is being made into a movie. – Source
12. New CrossFit meal kits are just a $200 box of raw meat. – Source
13. Boxer wearing ‘America First’ shorts beaten in six rounds by Mexican Rival. – Source
14. Everyone likes parks, concludes $150,000 Parks Canada survey. – Source
15.Student excited she’s reading textbook used by Blake Shelton. Her mother is not. – Source
