Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Dogs cannot get “autism“, British Veterinary Association warns after “anti-vaxx” movement spread to pets. – Source
2. “Sorry,” says man, 19, who opened fire at Florida high school. – Source
3. Texas town holds .5K – not 5K – for underachievers. – Source
4. Officer gives firefighter apology cake: “Sorry I tased you”. – Source
5. Exorcisms booming as Christian faith declines and internet offers easy access to black magic, priests told. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Pizza delivery man gets $180K settlement after being crushed by 400 pounds of cheese. – Source
7. Schools are removing analog clocks from exam halls as teenagers cannot tell the time. – Source
8. Facebook admits it did not read terms of the app that harvested data of 87 million. – Source
9. Chinese man tired of wife’s complaining invents smart robot cooker. – Source
10. NHL reportedly asked Brad Marchand to stop licking opposing players. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Don’t glare at your horse, scientists warn: it may hold a grudge. – Source
12. Man rescued from tree after he got stuck while rescuing cat. – Source
13. A university student who filmed flatmates in the shower asks for privacy. – Source
14. Waffle House shooting victim asked Nashville mayor to repair I-440 potholes. – Source
15. Farewell, No. 16: scientists left miserable after world’s oldest spider dies aged 43. – Source
