Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Using emojis to teach Shakespeare will not help disadvantaged students, says head. – Source
2. Ex-Chipotle manager, accused of stealing $626, gets $8 million for wrongful termination. – Source
3. All of Mugshots.com’s alleged co-owners arrested on extortion charges. – Source
4. Vladimir Putin has beaten by a cat as first to cross $4 billion Crimea Bridge. – Source
5. Fortnite addiction is becoming a problem for major league baseball. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Mother renames son after tattooist makes a spelling error. – Source
7. Call of Duty coming to mobile will be made by Candy Crush dev. – Source
8. Students at central Pa. school district are required to smile in hallways: Report. – Source
9. Men should work less to close gender pay gap, says thinktank. – Source
10. American Airlines says to leave that emotional support goat at home. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. The worrying trend of middle-class women “eating MDMA wrapped in BRIE”. – Source
12. Homeless man jailed for three months after trying to pay Burger King with $10 bill files suit. – Source
13. Police praise students for one of the “best senior pranks” they’ve seen. – Source
14. Man dodges armed robber’s bullets to protect his Louis Vuitton bag: “He can pry it out of my cold, dead hands”. – Source
15. Yawning man steals $250 worth of Red Bull. – Source
