Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines of the Month
1. Rio 2016: Officials forced to cut their way into Olympic stadium after losing keys to gate. – Source
2. Woman dies after prophet puts heavy speaker on her body to demonstrate a miracle. The pastor, however, blamed the girl and accused her of having little faith for she could not withstand a very simple task.- Source
3. Derailed train car hits bar named ‘DeRailed’ in Iowa. – Source
4. Verizon will cut off unlimited data users who use too much unlimited data. – Source
5. Rio 2016: Olympic athletes told to ‘keep your mouth closed’ when in contaminated water – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines of the Month
6. British Airways stops musician from flying with cello as “it didn’t have a visa.” – Source
7. “Please send the police. I’ve been shot,” said man mistakenly shot by police. – Source
8. Woman accidentally killed during “shoot, don’t shoot” training exercise at police department. – Source
9. Trucker found love by texting number scrawled on toilet wall offering a ‘good sh*g.’ – Source
10. Montreal psychologist repeatedly slapped patient’s bare buttocks while yelling ‘feel the shame.’ – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines of the Month
11. Tall man accused of driving while standing through sunroof. – Source
12. Dog and dog owner injured in Victoria after cat attacks seven pit bulls. – Source
13. Woman loses hospice care after living longer than expected. – Source
14. Spokesman erupts in laughter after claiming State Department is transparent. – Source
15. Needle exchange director arrested for having needles. – Source
16-20 Crazy Headlines of the Month
16. Mysterious ‘smiley face’ appears in Hawaiian volcano during eruption. – Source
17. Mother of murder suspect says her son is too disorganized to plan a hit. – Source
18. Buddhist monk imprisoned for gambling $263,000 in temple cash. – Source
19. Pony breaks into pub, gets drunk, is coaxed out with crisps. – Source
20. Man with 27 wives and 145 children doesn’t want polygamy to be legalized. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines of the Month
21. Man leads high-speed chase from Tumwater to Pierce County and back because he was bored. – Source
22. Missouri’s governor cut funding to the state’s public defenders. So they assigned him a case – Source
23. Raleigh man fed up after house hit by car for 6th time. – Source
24. Beware of seagulls tripping on acid from flying ants. – Source
25. China police tell man he was executed 10 years ago. – Source
