Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Please don’t roast marshmallows over the erupting Hawaii Volcano, USGS Warns. – Source
2. Ambien-maker to Roseanne: Racism is not a side effect of our drug. – Source
3. German zoo’s “escaped” animals didn’t actually escape, just hiding. – Source
4. ACLU files a lawsuit after student banned from graduation for attempting to sell the school on Craigslist. – Source
5. CIA report says North Korea won’t denuclearize but might open a burger joint. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Knives are too sharp and filing them down is the solution to soaring violent crime, judge says. – Source
7. Thousands from far right and Berlin’s techno scene face off in rival rallies. – Source
8. Crystal Methvin arrested in Florida after allegations of crystal meth possession. – Source
9. Alex Jones gives $3000 to a grown man who won’t leave home. – Source
10. Cops bring a suicidal man to get help, then beat the crap out of him, FBI says. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Police Union is lobbying to expand powers to tase people who don’t pose a threat. – Source
12. Missouri governor signs “revenge p*rn” law as he resigns over similar allegations. – Source
13. Oregon Bakery fires employees for denying black woman service after closing. – Source
14. Homeless Jesus statue stops runaway truck in Hamilton: police. – Source
15. Christ statue removed from SC Baptist church for being “too Catholic,” the artist says. – Source
