Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Some rivers are so drug-polluted, their Eels get high on cocaine. – Source
2. ICE Director: ICE can’t be compared to Nazis since we’re just following orders. – Source
3. Melania flew to Texas to visit immigrant children wearing a jacket that says “I really don’t care, do u?” – Source
4. Poll: Kim Jong Un has higher approval among Republicans than Pelosi. –Source
5. Japanese worker punished for starting lunch three minutes early. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. The all-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much. – Source
7. Corey Lewandowski on an undocumented child with Down syndrome separated from mother: “Womp womp”. – Source
8. IBM’s machine argues, pretty convincingly, with humans. – Source
9. Space Force and Air Force will be “separate but equal” branches, President Trump says. – Source
10. World Cup viewers strain Tokyo’s plumbing system with halftime toilet dash. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Auckland Council funded $91,000 goat hunt that didn’t kill any goats. – Source
12. The drunk guy leaves a family home one-star review due to lack of ketchup. – Source
13. Mother’s coffin falls on pallbearers, kills son in South Sulawesi funeral. – Source
14. Rookie Daytrader accidentally makes $10 Million profit. – Source
15. FIFA 2018: Mexicans jubilant over beating Germany trigger earthquake sensors. – Source
