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25 Crazy Headlines of the Month – Part 85

Here are this month’s crazy headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Florida cop claims Burger King put dirt on his food, investigation reveals it was seasoning. – Source

2. A man harasses a woman for wearing a Puerto Rico shirt, saying it’s “un-American”. – Source

3. Speeding Arizona Congressman claims “immunity” when pulled over; brags to the cop he goes even faster. – Source

4. Texas couple considering divorce to help pay for daughter’s health care costs. – Source

5. Queen’s patronage has single-handedly saved the British hat industry, Philip Treacy says. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. The U.S. threatened Ecuador over support for a resolution encouraging breastfeeding, the report says. – Source

7. Women enlisted in the military should expect to be sexually harassed, wife of White House official claims. – Source

8. Too many coffee shops in the town centre, says coffee shop owner. – Source

9. Ontario woman accidentally steals a car for 2 weeks, mistaking it for a rental. – Source

10. The man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. Prison bans the Game Of Thrones books because inmates might do something with all those maps. – Source

12. Woman fired for calling police on a black man wearing socks in the pool. – Source

13. Man arrested for stabbing man over seat reservations at “The First Purge”. – Source

14. d*ck Cheney autographs a waterboard at the request of Sacha Baron Cohen. – Source

15. Cops ordered to pin unsolved cases on random black people to boost stats, the report says. – Source

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