Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Florida cop claims Burger King put dirt on his food, investigation reveals it was seasoning. – Source
2. A man harasses a woman for wearing a Puerto Rico shirt, saying it’s “un-American”. – Source
3. Speeding Arizona Congressman claims “immunity” when pulled over; brags to the cop he goes even faster. – Source
4. Texas couple considering divorce to help pay for daughter’s health care costs. – Source
5. Queen’s patronage has single-handedly saved the British hat industry, Philip Treacy says. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
7. Women enlisted in the military should expect to be sexually harassed, wife of White House official claims. – Source
8. Too many coffee shops in the town centre, says coffee shop owner. – Source
9. Ontario woman accidentally steals a car for 2 weeks, mistaking it for a rental. – Source
10. The man wasn’t drinking while driving, just at stop signs. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Prison bans the Game Of Thrones books because inmates might do something with all those maps. – Source
12. Woman fired for calling police on a black man wearing socks in the pool. – Source
13. Man arrested for stabbing man over seat reservations at “The First Purge”. – Source
14. d*ck Cheney autographs a waterboard at the request of Sacha Baron Cohen. – Source
15. Cops ordered to pin unsolved cases on random black people to boost stats, the report says. – Source