Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. “An almond doesn’t lactate:” FDA to crack down on use of the word “milk”. – Source
2. US Republicans endorse arming toddlers on Sacha Baron Cohen show. – Source
3. Jenny McCarthy doesn’t know what her Google Home sounds like, assumes it’s a ghost. – Source
4. MGM Resorts sues more than 1,000 Las Vegas shooting victims to avoid liability in the massacre. – Source
5. Child spies used only when very necessary, says Downing Street. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. The man who had sex with horse said it gave consent by winking at him. – Source
7. “Shock” as Vatican document says it is “not essential” that consecrated virgins be actual virgins. – Source
8. Millennials outraged after baseball team advertises “Millennial Night” with avocados, participation ribbons, and napping stations. – Source
9. Ominous Egyptian sarcophagus opened, found to contain no dark forces. – Source
10. Vienna’s metro hands out 14,000 deodorants to passengers amid stifling summer heatwave. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. The cop in UP fails to prevent cow smuggling, files a complaint against himself. – Source
12. “Stop fingering me, bro”: ACLU sues DC cop for the alleged an*l probe. – Source
13. Has Prince William ever had a hot dog? An investigation. – Source
14. Hopefully, you like Robin Hood because there are 7 Robin Hood movies in development. – Source
15. Poorly-endowed barnacles overthrow 150-year-old belief. – Source
