Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Nat Geo hires Jeff Goldblum to walk around, being professionally fascinated by things. – Source
2. Police: Naked man arrested at Planet Fitness Cites “judgment-free zone”. – Source
3. Court recommends electronic monitoring for a woman accused of escaping electronic monitoring. – Source
4. Uber can’t keep down accusations of “vomit fraud” against its drivers. – Source
5. White House on banning CNN reporter from the event: “We support a free press”. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Unhappy marriage, not grounds for divorce, supreme court rules. – Source
7. Papa John’s trying to stop Papa John from taking over Papa John’s. – Source
8. Serious concern over plans to house sex offenders in open prison opposite a primary school. – Source
9. Egyptian zoo paints a donkey to look like a zebra. – Source
10. Pruitt staffers worried about a toxic chemical in his desk. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Boy, 13, hauled into court for assault after firing a McDonald’s chip through a straw. – Source
12. Fort Collins woman donates amputated leg to search and rescue: “Take my leg, I’m done with it.” – Source
13. “Even monks get impatient”: Buddhist priest sorry for anger at tourist reviews. – Source
14. California DMV worker slept on the job for nearly 4 years, audit finds. – Source
15. Anthony Bourdain did, in fact, read that fan fiction about him doing No Reservations in Narnia. – Source
