Here are this month’s Crazy Headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. ISIS bans women from wearing burkas after chiefs attacked by veiled assassins. – Source
2. Unaware of $2 bail, man spends almost five months in prison. – Source
3. Warner Bros. flags its own website as a piracy portal. – Source
4. Hunter S. Thompson’s widow returns antlers he stole from Hemingway in 1964. – Source
5. North Korea bans sarcasm because Kim Jong-un fears people only agree with him ‘ironically’.- Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Lobster festival forced to eat hotdogs instead after airline loses lobsters. – Source
7. The totally wireless AirPods have their first accessory: a wire. – Source
8. Japanese father kills 12-year-old son for not studying. – Source
9. Sexploits of Diego the Tortoise save Galapagos species. – Source
10. A teenager on the run responds to police on Facebook, asks them to use a better picture of her. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. 96 people who ate Chipotle and got sick settled for cash and some free-burrito coupons. – Source
12. Norway’s biggest church loses more than 25,000 members after new online system makes it easier to leave. – Source
13. An 8th grader had to teach a math class for a month because Detroit schools were so understaffed, a lawsuit alleges. – Source
14. US student declared dead actually ‘kidnapped to teach English to Kim Jong-un’. – Source
15. A 16-year-old British girl earns £48,000 helping Chinese people name their babies. – Source
16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Kim Jong-un throws dance party to celebrate North Korea missile launch. – Source
17. Disney to scan fingers of 3-year-olds to prevent fraud. – Source
18. Ultra-Orthodox rabbis ban women from going to university in case they get ‘dangerous’ secular knowledge. – Source
19. Woman marries daughter after the two ‘hit it off’. – Source
20. Isis bans football referees in Syria because they enforce ‘laws of Fifa, not Sharia’. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Alaska has finally been mapped as precisely as Mars. – Source
22. Amazon and Starbucks pay less tax than sausage stall, says Austria. – Source
23. 5 racehorses test positive for meth, must forfeit races they won at Lone Star Park. – Source
24. Woman seeking revenge on ex-boyfriend sets wrong car on fire. – Source
25. Suspect uses his own wanted poster as Facebook profile picture. – Source
Number 19, “This is not the first time Patricia Spann has married one of her children”