16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Dalai Lama says “Europe belongs to Europeans”. – Source
17. Xiabu Xiabu restaurant offers pregnant woman abortion money after she finds a dead rat in her soup. – Source
18. A lawyer once known as “The DWI Guy” arrested for DWAI. – Source
19. Arizona park officials order Jason Voorhees out of the lake. – Source
20. Aussie racehorse owner cops a ban for calling his Filly “Let’s Go C–t”. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Hundreds of dogs and cats defy mandatory evacuation order. – Source
22. Romance novel author accused of killing husband previously wrote: “How to Murder Your Husband”. – Source
23. NRA TV airs photo of Thomas the Tank Engine in KKK hood during “ethnic diversity” segment. – Source
24. Man gets prison for drunkenly shooting at nonexistent clowns. – Source
25. Rescued Thai soccer boys crawl through a replica of the flooded cave. – Source