Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Maine restaurant to get lobsters high off marijuana smoke before killing them: “It is more humane”. – Source
2. The city won’t fix laneway because it’s owned by a man who’s been dead for 118 years. – Source
3. People stroll by as reporter braces against the wind. Weather Channel blames wet grass. – Source
4. The teen who Ashton Kutcher hit with a car is fine and says it turned out to be a “Really cool experience”. – Source
5. Bus drivers’ union threatens strike over driverless buses. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. “Full Blame” on Israel, says Russia as Syria accidentally downs its jet. – Source
7. Local Pastors attempt to ban books from banned books display at Maine Public Library. – Source
8. Failed attempt to put the dead whale in the dumpster “was a mistake”: PD. – Source
9. A man dressed as a jug of Kool-Aid is the only reason there’s a mayor’s race in Terrace, B.C. – Source
10. “Food price rises are a myth,” says Wetherspoon’s boss as he announces a price hike. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. A woman tries to steal the Bible to “be more Christian”. – Source
12. Cleveland Browns win a game for the first time since Obama Presidency. – Source
13. Passenger takes the wheel after drunk Uber driver passes out. – Source
14. Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar’s siblings endorse rival in new campaign ads. – Source
15. 30-year-old Bills player retires from football in the middle of a game, says he realized he “shouldn’t be out there anymore”. – Source
