Here are this month’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Man survives jumping into zoo’s elephant enclosure as animals show mercy and escort him out. – Source
2. Texas prisons deny dentures to inmates with no teeth, claim chewing “isn’t a medical necessity”. – Source
3. Bill Cosby gets vanilla pudding in jail for first meal behind bars. – Source
4. Canadian politician says a family can eat on $75 a week. – Source
5. Distracted Boyfriend meme is sexist, rules Swedish ad watchdog. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Ax-throwing bar deemed unsafe has liquor license suspended for 1 day. – Source
7. Smash-And-Grab thieves hit pot shop but only got away with oregano. – Source
8. Mother files a federal lawsuit after son doesn’t make the varsity team. – Source
9. Authorities reject art project bid to rebuild the Berlin Wall. – Source
10. A church that firefighter was supposed to be married in bursts into flames. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Gay penguins kidnap chick from straight parents at Denmark zoo. – Source
12. Vladimir Putin’s most prominent critic, Alexey Navalny, is let out of a Russian jail, then arrested again. – Source
13. Duterte confesses: “My only sin is the extrajudicial killings”. – Source
14. National Theatre Wales accused of not being national, theatrical or Welsh enough. – Source
15. Kavanaugh to hand over calendars from 1982 that don’t show party of alleged incident: report. – Source
