Here are this week’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Adult coloring book craze prompts global pencil shortage. – Source
2. The head of the anti-corruption campaign group “Transparent Chile” resigned after being implicated in the Panama Papers scandal. – Source
3. Man escapes death after crawling from car dangling on cliff edge, only to be hit by a passing bus. – Source
4. CIA left explosive material on Loudoun school bus after training exercise. – Source
5. A newly formed group in Marquette County, Michigan holds protest protesting about protests. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Two arrested after dispute over crab legs turns violent. – Source
7. Passenger turns violent after being told he can’t do yoga on plane. – Source
8. Toronto man shot dead while at memorial for friend shot dead. – Source
9. First-graders’ apparent plot to kill classmate with poisoned lunch foiled by teacher. – Source
10. Antonin Scalia School of Law to be renamed after someone noticed ASSoL is not a good acronym – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. New York taxi drivers to be banned from flirting with or ejaculating on passengers. – Source
12. Women are calling the governor’s office to tell him about their periods in response to abortion bill. – Source
13. Alabama teacher arrested for sex with student days after wife arrested on same charge. – Source
14. Bank robbery suspect says ‘April Fools’ but LPD taking it seriously. – Source
15. Wildlife officials want you to watch out for crabs having sex on the beach and report it. – Source
16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Driver pulls over to use his phone safely, gets hit by a plane making an emergency landing. – Source
17. Man who named his children Adolf Hitler and Arian Nation claims unfair treatment. – Source
18. TSA paid $1.4 million for Randomizer app that chooses left or right. – Source
19. 2 Canadians arrested and charged in an $18 million maple syrup heist. – Source
20. Prostitution in France made legal under new laws, but paying for it ruled illegal. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Charity bookstore asks public to stop donating ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ – Source
22. Adult enthusiasm derails Perth Library Harry Potter event for children. – Source
23. Emergency biscuits flown into UK due to national shortage. – Source
24. Three-quarters of UK children spend less time outdoors than prison inmates – survey – Source
25. Getaway driver in $400 Girl Scout cookie heist pleads guilty. – Source
