25 Crazy Headlines of the Week – Part 4

Here are this week’s Crazy Headlines.

1-5 Crazy Headlines

1. Philippine presidential frontrunner Rodrigo Duterte vows to pardon himself for murder. – Source

2. An ‘angel’ locals believed fell from the sky turns out to be a sex toy. – Source

3. ‘Teen’ basketball player says he didn’t know he was 29. – Source

4. Saudi Arabia gives women the right to a copy of their marriage contract. – Source

5. Nashville teen fleeing police hides in Homeland Security building. – Source

6-10 Crazy Headlines

6. Russian ‘eternal flame’ replaced by cardboard painting. – Source

7. Woman killed by train while investigating ‘goatman’ myth. – Source

8. Royal Mail threatens to halt deliveries to home of mail-snatching cat. – Source

9. Nerdy fight breaks out at White House Correspondents’ Association’s afterparty between Fox News and Huffington Post reporters. – Source

10. Germany installs traffic lights in sidewalks so that smartphone users don’t have to look up. – Source

11-15 Crazy Headlines

11. NYC man sucker-punched for looking like Shia LaBeouf. – Source

12. School bus hits downed power lines, 11-year-old child shocked and burned after driver requests of children “You know what? Can one of you get out and move that wire…?” – Source

13. Ecuador’s leader demands release of Panama Papers, and learns he’s in them. – Source

14. Venezuela doesn’t have enough money to pay for its money. – Source

15. Driver charged for buckling up beer instead of children. – Source

16-20 Crazy Headlines

16. Police break up ‘domestic dispute’ between man and pet parrot. – Source

17. Kim Jong-un bans all weddings, funerals and freedom of movement in North Korea. – Source

18. Substitute teacher fired for using the word ‘vagina’ during lesson. – Source

19. Dead woman’s bank account overdrawn by $99 billion. – Source

20. Stop signs removed after Utah city official gets traffic ticket. – Source

21-25 Crazy Headlines

21. Tunisian mobile gamers win a cow. – Source

22. N.J. troopers arrest woman for remaining silent during traffic stop. – Source

23. Google is a ‘partially dangerous’ website, Google says. – Source

24. Study: 7 of 10 most profitable U.S. hospitals are nonprofits. – Source

25. Burglar sues Indiana homeowner who shot him during attempted break-in. – Source