Here are this week’s Crazy Headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Bid to ban applause in B.C. legislature rejected with ovation. – Source
2. Police: Stop calling drug dealer’s phone, we’re trying to search it. – Source
3. Drug testing expert was high for eight years. – Source
4. Partially paralysed man missing half his head ‘declared fit for work by DWP.’ – Source
5. London Underground says ‘too much sunshine’ to blame for Tube delays. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. German government creates online sex manual for immigrants. – Source
7. Man shoots self but doesn’t realize it until 3 days later. – Source
8. Businessman raising 1 million in bizarre attempt to recreate 9/11 attacks ‘to prove conspiracies.’ – Source
9. Bar owners in New York told they cannot deny service to pregnant women. – Source
10. Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. China: Man fined for driving 3 trucks stacked together down freeway – Source
12. Guy who didn’t invent email sues Gawker for pointing out he didn’t invent email. – Source
13. Big Poultry workers are literally peeing their pants so that Americans can have cheap chicken – Source
14. Parents who forced emaciated 6-year-old boy to live on hot dog smoothies sentenced to 20 years. – Source
15. ‘I’ll Never Retire’: Americans break record for working past 65. Almost 20 percent of Americans 65 and older are now working, according to the latest data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics. That’s the most older people with a job since the early 1960s, before the U.S. enacted Medicare. – Source
16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Man trapped under tons of cheese rescued. – Source
17. Saudi family therapist gives advice on how to ‘beat your wife.’ – Source
18. Yellowstone tourists put bison calf in car because they’re worried it’s cold – Source. Bison calf dies after Yellowstone tourists put it in their car. – Source
19. Senior policewoman suspended after spat with female colleague over ‘who has the best breasts’. – Source
20. The FBI can neither confirm nor deny wiretapping your Amazon Echo. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Sniffing farts makes you live longer and doing them prevents dementia. – Source
22. Woman falls over at home and regains sight after 20 years of blindness. – Source
23. Beyonce selling ‘Boycott Beyonce’ shirts – Source
24. Medical equipment crashes during heart procedure because of antivirus scan. – Source
25. Woman dies before air ambulance arrives, still charged $25,000. – Source
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