Here are this week’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines of the Week
1. Drug testing expert was high for eight years. – Source
2. Texts from Sussex Police asking offenders to hand themselves in ‘surprisingly effective.’ – Source
3. Woman wearing “Stop Domestic Violence” T-shirt arrested for domestic violence. – Source
4. Frat brothers are immune to alcohol intervention programs, study suggests. – Source
5. Sausage-wielding extremists attack vegan cafe in Tbilisi. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines of the Week
6. Kim Jong-un to launch matchmaking contest to find his sister a husband. – Source
7. Grandfather “very sorry” after accidentally picking up wrong grandchild at school. – Source
8. Man wins desperate struggle to free penis from toilet python. – Source
9. Vegan woman climbs Mt. Everest to prove vegans are not weak and dies of altitude sickness on Mt. Everest. – Source
10. 20,000 bees chase car for two days after queen bee gets trapped in boot. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines of the Week
11. Hong Kong glues bricks to pavements as top Beijing official makes visit. – Source
12. Revealed: cancer scientists’ pensions invested in tobacco. – Source
13. Saudi Arabia releases video on National TV teaching husbands how to beat their wives. – Source
14. 1-year-old boy attains puberty. – Source
15. A pair of glasses were left on the floor at a museum and everyone mistook it for art. – Source
16-20 Crazy Headlines of the Week
16. Potentially explosive batch of Australian-grown tinned tomatoes recalled. – Source
17. Court orders man to forfeit nearly $20,000, despite no criminal charges and prosecutors’ attempt to dismiss case. – Source
18. Teen hacks into North Korean Facebook account using the password ‘Password.’ – Source
19. Man drowns during lifeguard tryouts. – Source
20. Foreign Office cat accused of being EU spy. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines of the Week
21. World’s largest solar plant sets itself ablaze due to misaligned mirrors. – Source
22. North Korea threatens United States with peace treaty demand. – Source
23. This man spent five months in jail, not knowing his bail was $2. – Source
24. Council closed libraries to cut costs, then spent more to guard them. – Source
25. Antsy ISIS militant orders his own killing so he can get to heaven on time. – Source