Here are this week’s crazy headlines.
1-5 Crazy Headlines
1. Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand. – Source
2. Restaurant that killed customer with nut allergy sends apology email advertising new dessert range. – Source
3. Judge rules Texas prison must provide inmates with safe-drinking water. – Source
4. For men, the importance of safe sex depends on how hot their partner is. – Source
5. Man named Gambles wins lottery for second time using same numbers. – Source
6-10 Crazy Headlines
6. Mark Zuckerberg confirms that he is not actually a lizard. – Source
7. Dutch woman held in Qatar after making rape complaint. – Source
8. North Korean leader caught smoking during anti-smoking drive. – Source
9. Dogs not allowed in Pompton Lakes Dog Park. – Source
10. Bill to punish Colombia’s chronically absent congressmen fails because of absent congressmen. – Source
11-15 Crazy Headlines
11. Deli meat truck crashes into bread truck, causes delicious collision. – Source
12. Carjacking victim: ‘I had to teach him how to steal my car.’ – Source
13. Politicians don’t just walk like apes, they talk like them too, study suggests. – Source
14. Hours-long police standoff in Redford ends with raid on empty house. – Source
15. Kenya upholds use of an*l exam to determine sexual orientation. – Source
16-20 Crazy Headlines
16. Cop poses as panhandler, gives motorist a $175 ticket for removing his seat belt to get to his wallet for money to give to the “panhandler.” – Source
17. Police: 11-year-old attempts to kill mother after being grounded for smoking. – Source
18. Beyoncé’s “Support and Empower Women” clothing range is made by women sweat shop laborers working hard on less than £ 0.44 per hour. – Source
19. Families sue sperm bank after ‘genius’ donor turns out to be a schizophrenic felon with narcissistic personality disorder and significant grandiose delusions. – Source
20. Diabetic 15-year-old weighing 37 pounds dies after parents choose prayer over insulin. – Source
21-25 Crazy Headlines
21. Student charged with stealing free milk from school. – Source
22. U.S. citizen sues feds over border body cavity search and $575 search fee. – Source
23. Parents admit ‘gifting’ teen to Bucks man; all 3 arrested – “A 51-year-old Bucks County man was arrested after he was found living with 12 girls, including a teenager he considered his wife, and a baby and a toddler he fathered with her.” – Source
24. Citigroup trademarks “THANKYOU” and sues AT&T for thanking clients. – Source
25. FBI sues to block disclosure of surveillance cameras locations because it would violate the privacy of those surveilled. – Source
