16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. The internet is the only place where an old person is more pure and innocent than a child.
17. Teenagers drink alcohol to feel like older adults. Adults drink alcohol to feel like teenagers again.
18. There should be a universal sign language everyone learns while in school so you can communicate with people even if you speak different languages.
19. Despite being very short, Bart manages to reach the top of the chalkboard with perfect handwriting.
20. Imagine how dumb aliens are going to think we are when they find an abandoned spaceship that has wheels instead of rockets.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Advertisements always say “these are real people, not actors,” but actors are real people.
22. If every kid really achieved their dreams, we’d have a huge surplus of firefighters and astronauts.
23. The person who creates a browser plug-in/extension which totally blocks all references to the Kardashians will be a hero revered by millions.
24. It takes a genius to design something an idiot can understand.
25. Maturity is not constant seriousness, but knowing when not to be silly.
There is a web extension called “nickelblock” that blocks all things nickelback…Think I might have read that here on this site.