16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. If by law, everyone had to work for one year in the customer service industry in their lifetime, the world would be a much more tolerable place.
17. Mushrooms have three settings: Poisonous, Tasty, and Magic.
18. In 300 years you will be gone and forgotten, but the Capri Sun you drank in the third grade will still be in a landfill someplace.
19. This sub is really just the philosoraptor meme but in text form only.
20. When we say someone is hot, we think of their appearance, but when we say someone is cold, we think of their personality.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Without having glasses on we still, have perfect eyesight when dreaming.
22. Many flat-earthers are probably using Google Earth very often.
23. There comes a time when hearing your relatives say “look how big you’ve gotten!” is no longer a compliment.
24. In 30-40 years, instead of wearing NASA shirts we will see people wearing retro SpaceX shirts.
25. Every single reader of a novel has a different mental depiction of everything going on.