16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Whenever you see an affectionate elderly couple in public, you always kind of assume they’ve been married for like 40 years. For all you know, they could’ve only been smashing it since last Tuesday.
17. You never realize how much you use a part of your body until it gets injured.
18. You’re only being creepy if the other person is not attracted to you.
19. If Sheldon Cooper was a real person and watched Big Bang Theory. He would most probably think it was awful.
20. If the ground suddenly turned invisible, but the insects and things that live in it didn’t, that would be terrifying.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. The time interval between closing your eyes and falling asleep is the human equivalent of “waiting for programs to close” before shutting down a computer.
22. No disappointment is greater than trying something new on the menu instead of your go-to dish and being let down.
23. A fridge that can’t fit a medium pizza has no business being a refrigerator.
24. Lemons are infinitely more popular than limes, yet limes are less sour. Lemon flavored or scented products are everywhere, but hardly any lime ones. Everyone has seen a lemonade stand once in their life, but no one has ever seen a limeade stand. Limes are the Luigi of the fruit world.
25. Dogs would be the worst poker players because their tail would always give them away.
No. # 7 – No, they do. Babies get mixed up at the hospital on a frequent basis.