16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Kinda funny that Darth Vader’s signature ability is to choke people, yet he needs a suit to breathe properly himself.
17. Knowing how to pick fresh produce is such an underrated life skill.
18. If people forget where they put food for too long, the food goes bad. If squirrels forget where they put food for too long, the food grows into a new home for them.
19. School of Rock and The Pick of Destiny are both movies about Jack Black trying to pay his rent.
20. The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Killing yourself to get out of a dream is a huge gamble.
22. A lot of villains in comics are smart people. They invented machines and things that are just rocket science. Superheroes on the other hand just get powers by accident like a spider bite.
23. The reason Squidward is so bad at the clarinet is probably that they are underwater.
24. If you’re balding, your free trial period for hair has ended, and you now have to pay a monthly subscription in order to keep it.
25. A gun is a long distance hole puncher.
