16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Divorce is when you realize that you confused a life lesson for a soulmate.
17. There is a possibility that you are alive because a German soldier in WWII had really bad aiming.
18. People who don’t have to pee at night really underappreciate that fact.
19. A lighter in the stone age would have been a life-saving device, but we mostly use it today to give ourselves cancer.
20. Spongebob has become one of the most memeable shows despite memes not being popular when it was written. It was truly ahead of its time.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Diving is not a water sport. It’s an aerial sport, the water is just a good place to land.
22. Harry Potter named his kids like a Harry Potter fangirl would.
23. When animals are filmed mating, it’s a documentary. When humans are filmed mating, it’s a pornographic film.
24. Astrology is basically stereotyping people based on their birthday.
25. You’ll be the last person to die in your lifetime.
