16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. If you are a twin that’s rare…. so you’re unique. But you’re not actually unique cause there’s 2 of you. And the more there are of you, triplets, quadruplets, etc, the rarer that is but also the less unique.
17. Owning a dragon doesn’t sound as cool anymore when you think of all the sh*t you’d have to clean up.
18. If the purge were real it would be less of people killing each other and more of people stealing groceries.
19. Maybe dogs are helping us building fires by getting sticks and get really confused when we keep throwing them away.
20. We laugh at Elephants for being scared of mice, but a single bee or spider close will cause a whole group of humans to panic.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Everyone remember, no matter how cool the fireworks are, you will never ever watch videos of them in the future. Save your storage.
22. There must be people out there who have developed cancer, AIDS, or other deadly diseases whose immune systems were able to fight them off and they never knew, and we will never be able to test them medically.
23. The fact that Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite having no brain gives hope to many people.
24. The people who say “life’s not fair, get over it” are usually the people who are directly making life unfair.
25. Going to sleep while starting to get sick is such a gamble. You either wake up feeling fine or wake up feeling really sick.
18 suddenly seems apt.