16-20 Shower Thoughts
16. Spotify ads are basically Mr. Meeseeks. All they want is to help you buy their subscription so they can cease to exist.
17. Dogs are creatures we’ve spent the past 10,000 years genetically engineering to love us. No ethics committee ever approved of it.
18. Finding foreign accents attractive is probably a genetic incentive to diversify a community’s gene pool.
19. When 80’s / 90’s kids say new cartoons suck, it’s their generation that’s writing the episodes.
20. If the goose that laid golden eggs laid fertilized eggs, there would be dead chicks unable to break free from their golden coffins.
21-25 Shower Thoughts
21. Lava is the earth’s blood, hardens and heals the surface in due time.
22. You can tell how expensive a store is by the distance between its clothes hangers.
23. 5-foot tall whalers using harpoons to kill 100 foot long whales was the equivalent of a pigeon killing a human with a dart.
24. If we become an interplanetary species, we’ll have a huge problem with birthdays.
25. After 52 years, Cookie Monster has somehow managed to avoid type 2 diabetes.